Do you trust your life with your pilot? What if he's drunk?

You thought this question was just for kicks yeah? You have the common assumption about pilots - you think pilots are smart people, very mature and experts at what they do.

Well... you are absolutely wrong. Pilots love to drink piss. Pilots party the hardest. Because they have a pilot uniform, people of all ages love them. Kids look up to pilots, they respect them. As adults do too. But the girls, oh yes. They love the pilots. Especially the really hot chicks who have no brains, so they can go back to their other bimbo friends and say "hey! i had sex with an airline pilot".

So lets get back to it - Pilots can't be drunk when they are flying planes though.

Of course a pilot can be drunk. The pilot has a few beers, he/she takes their little cessna up for a joy flight. Hey I am sure it has happened before. So your reaction now is, "ooh but I'm flying United Airlines in a big passenger jet" ... pfft... does that really matter?. A pilot is a pilot. He is like you or me.  He wants to go get pissed drunk and have a good time just as I do. The difference is, I don't go and fly a plane. Check out the link below about the airline pilot who tested positive for alcohol:

Drunk pilot

Ah okay I remember that story from the news, that's terrible. But that was a freak incident right? It's not as if pilots just go around drinking, hopping in their jets and flying them up into the air at 38,000 feet with 200 people on board right?. Actually that is exactly the case, check out another three drunk pilots.

Another drunk pilot

Yet another

Oh and another drunk pilot

At this point, we stopped searching for drunk pilots, but we are sure you could find a lot more.